By: Leeks

In case you guys have not hung out with Brett in a while, I just want you all to know that he sucks.  He makes fun of me for being in year 30 of my college football dynasty, note i am only in year 21, yet when he first moved to Tampa, he drank my two twelve packs of Fanta and played Fable for 18 hours straight.  At least mine is over a course of like 6 months.  I am surprised he has any teeth left after that.

Second, he makes the grossest super ever which includes baked chicken, stuffing, mashed potatoes and cream corn and then loads sweet baby rays bbq sauce over the whole thing.  Watching him eat the contraption is like watching lions eating a zebra.

 Third, he cheats at beer pong.  If you have ever played him, you know what i am talking about.  Inspector gadget rules do not apply brett.  Keep your arms to a normal length and stop cheating.

 Fourth, his lies about his dog being potty trained.  Haley is the queen of excitement pee, however, she is the sweetest dog in the world so i don’t fault her for it so I blame her master.

Fifth, he gets dominated by 13 year old, fat, lesbian girls at concerts.  This is straight comedy by the way.  Brett has been deathly afraid of crowds ever since. 

 Sixth, he cheats at college football games and creates his own player and makes him the studliest guy ever and then does nothing but throw hail mary harries. 

 Seventh, he once signed an email Lou Holtz.

Eighth, lives in Tampa, yet does not cheer for any of the Tampa teams.

Ninth, cheats at beer pong.  Needs repeating.

Finally, cheat at beer pong.

 Let me know why you think Brett sucks. 

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