By: Brett

Last night we got a knock on the door at about 10 p.m. I believe, maybe later. It’s the Sheriff. He asks if Frank Lives here, and I obviously tell him “No, Sorry.” He asks me for my ID, says I fit the profile of Frank, same height I guess. He invite the officer inside and Haley starts scoping him out. She stays right by me just glaring at this guy. He looks over my ID then asks to see Bryce’s ID. Says Bryce’s ID looks fake and that he shouldn’t have shaved his head or something along those lines.

He starts grilling me about Frank Norris and how this guy is suppose to live here, said that he thought we all lived together or something. I tell him the only Norris I know is Chuck and he wouldn’t be taking this shit right now. I saw that he was a little intimidated by Bryce and I but so were we, cause we’re both terrified of handcuffs and guns. A couple ideas run through my head at this time. Knowing that I’m in no trouble at all and it’s merely a mistake of information, I think about just bolting out the back door. Figuring that I have gained 20 pounds since March I figure I won’t get far and that game would come to a screeching halt real quick. I also thought about playing Frank Norris for a little bit and see what kind of information I could get.

Well anyways, I didn’t do anything but almost pee my pants. I have a real phobia of talking with cops especially ones with guns. He tells me that apparently Frank had his car smashed or something this and that.. goes on to say Frank is a liar and a shady guy. Then I start to wonder if you know Frank so well, you’d think you’d know where he lives. He eventually leaves and that was that. Afterwards, I wonder if the guy was actually a cop at all. His reconnaissance mission was pretty much a waste of time and I start to think it was some dude dressed as a cop. So if Mr. Cop guy is reading this.. I’m watching you.

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