By: Leeks

As you may know, I am a 29 year old male who still plays video games. My fiance hates it and constantly makes fun of me and I have to sneak around in order to get my video game time in. I am not sure why she hates, but she tells me that all girls do, so whatever. She should feel lucky because I only play two games a year. I get a football game and then a baseball game. I play no other style of games. I guess i play video games because i enjoy the competition and I have no other avenue in which to attain it. I need to compete at something, I mean my whole life has revolved around sports and now, there are no sports. So the only thing that comes close to doing what I love is video games. Pathetic, yes, immature, no.

I am pathetic because I yell at my players like they can hear me and i yell at the computer when it pulls plays out of its ass. This is why IHATE THE COMPUTER. I am sure everyone reading this has been there. Every other game or so, the computer will decide that there is no way in hell you are going to beat me and will do everything possible to frustrate you. Take for example last night. Here are my first four possessions. Fumble after reception, fumble kickoff, fumble kickoff, 3 and out with two drop passes. If this does not indicate that someday computers will dominate the human race i am not sure what does. I hate the computer and always will. No matter how much i scream and pout, my team never turns it around because the computer controls all the action. But alas, i have one option that should only be used when you cannot take anymore

THE RESET BUTTON, take that Johnny Computer. Should have seen that one coming.

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