By: Brett

I head out to my truck this morning to find every single bird in the neighborhood seemed to have crap all over it. I couldn’t even see out the windshield it was so heavy. There were sticks, acorns, bird poop, leaves.. everything from the trees overhead, on my truck. It was so bad I had to stop by the quick car wash just to see out of my windows. That turned into a $10 robbery. It only got rid of some of the stains.

I’m going to be sitting on my porch with a BB gun now and every time I see a little birdie come hopping around that tree.. dead. That or else Reena will park her car under the tree since she doesn’t seem to car what her car looks like.

Then along with the bird poop-fest.. we got completely dominated in Fantasy Football this week.. by another turd. I guess the morning surprise was just to cap off a pretty crappy weekend.

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