So apparently, in the State of Florida, if you are a developer and you run across some turtles in their burrows, by law, you are allowed to bury them alive, if you donate money to the turtle wildlife refuge fund. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. What makes this worse is that turtles have a slow metabolic rate, so they suffocate very slowly. If you need any proof that man kind needs a good ass raping, this is your proof.

Try this for a month.  Put any Daphne Loves Derby cd on your ipod.  I guarantee that if you put it on random, the Daphne songs will hijack your ipod and one song will play every other song.  It is not urban legend, it is a fact.  Good luck and watch out for the “winter

Can someone please tell me why anyone in this country is still buying Citgo gasoline? I been boycotting the 7/11s etc for over two years now and have only stopped when i was about to run out of gas. I dont want to hurt the owners of those establishments, so please go in and buy beer and snacks from them, they make more money off that anyways. If you are still pulling into the pumps that read Citgo, you should be ashamed of

So i am going to go get my marriage license today.  $93.00 for this thing!!!!  Are you kidding me.  I have to pay almost $100 and what the hell do i get out of it.   It will take a clerk five seconds to enter the document into public records and then a file clerk five seconds to file it away.  So that is worth $100?  I am sorry, but this is the biggest crock of shhhh i have seen a long time.  This one is for Keith Olberman, “I bet the W is behind this somehow”  Man that felt good.  Maybe I can hire Jack Bauer to come to the clerk’s office with me and torture them until I get it for around $20.00.   That only seems fair.  Viva Los Jack Bauer and Viva Los Asterisk. 

Just a reminder that May 1 will be the four year anniversary of President Bush’s historical Mission Accomplished speech. That speech is comparable with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address, FDR’s address after pearl harbor and MLK Jr’s I have a dream to name a few. So lets give this speech its rightful place in history. I know we can do it.

Direct from the mouth of Gen. David Petraeus:

“I don’t think you’re ever going to get rid of all the car bombs,” Petraeus told the Post. “Iraq is going to have to learn — as did, say, Northern Ireland — to live with some degree of sensational

So in China a nine year old boy went missing.  Apparently he and some friends climbed over a fence were some crocs were being used for a show.  They proceeded to hit the crocs with sticks and shoot them with sling shots.  Can you believe that one of the crocs got pissed and dragged the boy into the water and devoured him.  So who do you blaim for this?  Well if you are the chinese you blaim the croc that is being held in captivity of course.  The chinese had a sniper shot the first croc that came ashore after baiting all of them.  Apparently it was a lucky shot and they found the boys remains in the croc. 

Not sure if anybody heard this or not, but this is directly from the mouth of Alberto Gonzalez as he testified. He was asked, Mr. Gonzalez did you make the decision to fire them, he replies “yes i made the decision” When did you make the decision “I don’t know” Wow can we have one person that is not corrupt or protecting someone else’s ass in this government or in any government for that matter. I am telling you, anarchy looks better and better everyday.